A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college?

Where do I see my son in future?

Peon: The future is bright,

I had also completed my engineering from the same college……

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All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams….!!!!!!!!

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1 Student Exam Copy Pe Apna Panja Bana Ra Tha

Teacher:
Paper Me To Hand Ki Diagram Ka Ques To Nhi Hai

Student:
Sir Paper Banane Wale Pe
Lanat Bhej Raha Hun.

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Girl:
Main Fail Hona Chahti Hon
Frnd:
Kyun?
Girl:
Ammi Ne Kaha Ha K
1st I To Science Dilwaengi
2nd I To Arts
Or
Fail Hoi To Shadi Kara Dungi… ;->

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If U Fail In Exam
Mom Say 3 Word:
Thora Parh Lete
Dad Say 3 Word:
Meri Belt Lao
Lovr Say 3 Word:
Oh No Yr?
&
Frnd Say 3 Golden Word:
Alaaatt
Tu Bhi.:-D

Kagaz Ki Kashti Thi,Pani Ka Kinara Tha
Khelne Ki Masti Thi,Dil Ye Awara Tha
Kahan Aa Gaye Is Smjhdari K Daldal Me
Wo Nadaan Bachpan Hi Kitna Pyara Tha.

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Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS……

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

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Sari Umr Hum Khel Khel K Jee Liye
Ek Pal To Ab Hmen Parhne Do Parhne Do

Exams Sir Pe Hain Tayari Kuch Nhi
Ek Pal To Ab Hmen Parhne Do Parhne Do

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Naaa

Give Me Some Study Time
Give Me Sum Days

Give Me Another Chance
I Wana Get High Percentage

Dedicated To All Parhakoos….

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Xams are there,

at the paper u stare;

the answer is nowhere,

which makes u pull ur hair.

The teachers make u glare,

the grades r not fair,

but just like the past 20 yrs,

WE DONT CARE !!

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We came with the
fear of not knowing anybody…

But in the end

We go with tears knowing everybody….!

AND That’s called :

” STUDENT LIFE ”.

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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha…..!!!!:)

Hey Friends
I’m Switching Off My Cell
Due 2 Xams As I Have 2 Work Hard.
Plz Contact Me After
.
.
15 Mins
Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jayega..:-D;-)

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Wo Murr Murr K Humen Dekh Rahy Thy
Aur Hum Unhen
.
Wo Murr Murr K Humen Dekh Rahy Thy
Aur Hum Unhen
.
Kyu K..
.
Exam Me Na Unhen Kuch Aata Tha
Aur Na Humen!

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Teacher :
Childrens
Exams Are Nearing
If U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me..

Santa:
In Which Printing Press
The Question Paper Are Printed..?

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Yahoooooo…….!
Exams Ki Saari Taiyaari Ho Gayi
.
.
.
.
Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
.
.
Sab Taiyar Hai
.
.
AB BUS….
Padhna Baki Hai!

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Life Is Mor Strict Than A Teacher
A Teacher Teaches Lesson
And Then Keeps The Exam
But Life Keeps The Exam First
And Then Teaches The Less0n…..!!!!!!!!!!

Funniest Situation In Student Life

Da M0st Funniest Situati0n In Student Life
V Hav N0 Idea Wt To Write
In Da Exam Paper

N Da Supervis0r Comes Nd Says,

“Plzz C0ver Ur Answer Sheet”

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Classic Example For
Students Of Different
Age Groups:
1st To 3rd Standard:
Hey I Studied Everything
For Exam …
4th To 6th Std:
Hey That Question Was
Very Hard So I Din’t
Read Tht…
6th To 8th Std:
Hey Studied Only
Important Questions
8th To 10th Std:
Abay 4 Chapters Is
Enufff !!
College:
What ? ? Exam Is
Tomorrow
University:
Oh ! Aaj Exam Hy
Kisi Ne Bataya Hii Nahi … =D =D =P

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In Exam Hall Boy Askd To A Girl:
‘Mjhe Bs Is Answr Ki Starting Bta Do
Baki Mai Likh Lunga.’
Lrki Ne Dhyan Se Idhr Udhr Dekha,
Phir Dheere Se Boli:
‘ The….’:-D

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Thousand Words Of A Teacher
Does Not Hurt,
But The Silence Of A Friend
In The Examination Hall
Brings Tears Into The Eyes
(William Naqalbaaz)

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2 Bachy Examinatin Hall Mein Bethey Thay
Examiner Bohat Strict Tha
Cheating Nahi Karny De Raha Tha
Ek Bachey Ne Chit Likh K Examiner Ko Di.
Examiner Khamoshi Se Ja K Apni Chair Py Baith Gaya.
dusra Bacha Pehle Se:
Yaar Tu Ne Kiya Likha?
Bachay Ne Kaha
“SIR PEECHAY Se APKI PANT PHATI HUI HAY “

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There Are Another 3 More Powerfull Words
Than I Love You..
Which Can Turn Ones Life Upside Down
“RESULT AA GAYA”

Atte ho tum barsaat mai
deewani mujhe banate ho
Mere bheege badan ko dekh kar
Shrarat se muskurate ho

Kapkapate is jisam ko
Apni bahon ka anchal urdate ho
Dhadkate hue humare dil ko
Apni baato se sehlate ho

Jalati hai man mai ek jawala
Jisko samjh khoob tum jaate ho
Band kar le jo hum apni ankhein
Bas hume hi dekhe jaate ho

Chum kar matha humara
Sir per rakh hath, seene se lagate ho
Sayam apne se, apna maan badate ho
Atte ho tum barsaat main, deewani mujhe banate ho…..!!!!!

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My sms are just like ‘RAIN’.
.
.
.
1 day it will increase,
.
.
.
1 day it will decrease,
.
.
.
but
.
.
.
NEVER DIES…..!

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‘Cause when it rains I remember You
Drop by drop it jas started to rain
All I could see is only You
‘Cause when it rains I remember You

I can feel You when the droplets touch me
And find You standing close to me
Drenched in the memories of time spent woth you
‘Cause when it rains I remember You

Laying on the ground, I look at the sky
I see You there so innocent, so shy
In the clouds I try to figure out You
‘Cause when it rains I remember You..!!!!!

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Barish

barsaat main jab
barish hoti thi
hum park main betha karty thy
barish main bheega karty thy
aaj
waisa he barsaat ka din hi
park ke binch pe
tanha betha bheeg raha hon
jin main hum tum sang bheegy thy
un lamhon ko sochraha raha hon…….

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Kabhi Hum Bheegte Hain Chahaton Ki Taiz Baarish Mein…
Kabhi Barson Nahin Milte Kisi Halki Se Ranjish Mein…

Tumhi Mein Dewtaon Ki Khu Boo Nahin Thi Warna…
Kami Koi Nahin Thi Mere Andaaz-E-Parastish Mein…

Ye Pehle Soch Lo Phir Aur Bhi Tanha Na Hojana…
Usey Chhoone Ki Khuwahish Mein Usey Paane Ki Koshish Mein…

Buhat Se Zakham Hain Dil Mein Magar Aik Zakham Aisa Hai…
Jo Jal Uthta Hai Raaton Mein Jo Lo Deta Hai Baarish Mein…

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H p
A p
y

A n
R y
I

D A Y

“sorry tez hawa ki vja se words urty hoye aye”!!
Enj0y…!!!!!