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Funny Sms Jokes

January 8th, 2012

2 pyaz,
3 lahsun,
5 gm zeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water
Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhain ullu….!!!!!!

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Aap ki ek baat mujhe bohat pasand hai,

Aap jab bhi koi sms karte hain,

to dil se karte hain,

kyun k
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Dimagh to aap k paas hai hi nahi….!!!!!!

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Har Laal Rang RED Nahi Hota,
Har Murda DEAD Nahi Hota,
Kaise Kahun Pr Sach Hai,
Har Koi Aapki Tarah MAD Nahi Hota.

MAD bole to

M-Most
A-Attractive
D-Dost :->

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Life Was Lonely,
No One Was There.
I Had No Friend.
& Then U Came Into My Life,

I Realised,
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Dat
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ALONE WAS BETTER……!!!!!!!!

Funny Shayari Sms

January 8th, 2012

Aik bacha park mai bench pe betha
1 k bad 1 toffee kha rha tha.
Pas bethi 1 orat boli:
Jo ziada metha khatay hen
wo jaldi mar jatay hen.
Boy: ap ko malum hay meri dadi ki age 106 saal thi.
Orat: wo metha kam khati hongi.
Boy: nahi, Wo apny kaam se kaam rakhti thi.

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lose ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na???????

Chalo thanks bolo;-)

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R0se r laal

Sky r neela

ur brain is Like khali Patila

Bura man lia

Ok

R0se r Red

Water is co0l

I m Beautiful

But u r fo0l

Lo0 th0ra 0r bura mann Lo…..!!!!!!!!!

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Jo Tum Ko Dil Se Pyar Kare

Tum Pe Jaan Nisar Kare

Tumhara Sada Intizar Kare

Tumhari 1 Ada Pe Qatal Hazaar Kare
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Wo Koi
PAGAL
He Hoga ;->

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“BHOOT” ko plastic cover mey liptey dekha hai?

Nahi

Waqai nahi?

Such me nahi dekha

To Apna ID Card dekh lo.. ;->

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Dil k mehman ban jao

Ankhon ka arman ban jao
Honton ki muskan ban jao

Yeh sub bi ban jana
Lekin

Pehlay zara

Insaan ban jao……!!!!!!

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Funny Shayari Sms

January 8th, 2012

Arz kiya hai..

Aey asman k chand taron (wah wah)

aye asman k chand taron (wah Wah)

zara is sms parhne wale ko laat to maro
ab bolo wah wah!

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Kal 125 logon ko
bewakoof banaya

Kaise?
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niche dekho
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Buss
Aese hi banaya….
ab 126 ho ge hain…!!!!!!!!!!:)

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1 bar 1 larhki akeli ja rahi thi
1 larhka samne se aya
Dono bilkul pas agayeLarhka side pe ho giya
Larhki chali gai
Moral: Sab tumhari tarah kaminay nahi hote..!!!!!!!!!

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NAYE OFFER!

Call rates ab Dimag k size k hisab se hon gey

Jitna chota Dimag utney kam call rates.

CongrateS!

Aap FREE CALLS k liye chuney gaye ho……!!!

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A Survey Was Done That,
How Many Girls Want To Make Friendship With

Me . .

Survey Report

5 % Says = YES

0 % Says = NO

And . .

95 % says = Hamara Ye sms Parhne Wala Bhai Ijazat Nahi Day Gaa . . . . . . . . ;->

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I Like Grapes

B’coz Its Boneless.

& I Like U

B’coz U R Brainless

Ha.. Ha.. Ha..

Felt Bad???????

Come on Yar,

Its Just A
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Fact
Ha..Ha..Ha..

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IDE-7418

FDD-5665

MIA-1987

LHB-2159

MNP-4848

SLO-6011

ghoooor kya rahey ho?
Ye un gaarion k number hain jin par tum ne Subha KAPRA MARNA HAY……..!!!!!!!!

Funny Shayari – heart surgery

September 24th, 2011

Grl-I m having heart surgery today
Boy- i know
girl- i love uboy- i lov u much more.
Aftr surgery wen the girl woke up only her father ws next to her bed.
Girl- whr is he?
Father- u dont know who gave u the heart?
Girl- what!!She starts crying.
Father-m jst kidding.
Bahar samose kha rha hai. ;)

Funny Shayari SMS Collection

June 16th, 2010

Pee Lunga Tumhare Har CoolDrink*
Kabhi Apne Mefhil Me Baithakar To Dekho*
Bhabhi Kahoge Tum Apni GIRLFRIEND ko*
Kabhi Hum se Mila Kar To Dekho*

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Wo kounsi Ghadi thi
jab AAP Paida hue?
TITAN
HMT
TIMEX
ROLEX
SONATA?
Ya koi aur?
Jawab jaldi bhejna Company band karni he,Taki aisa hadsa fir na ho

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Ladki aur sms me kya similarity hai
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? » Read more: Funny Shayari SMS Collection

Funny Sms Shers & Shayaris

June 16th, 2010

Wen i sms u
it doesnt mean
u have 2 do d same…
U can also send:
Cash
Fruits
Pepsi
Pizza
Noodles
Chocolates
So START 2day!!

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how do u define a true music lover?
A man,wen he hears a women singing in d bathroom,puts his ear 2 d key-hole instead of his eyes!

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Only once in ur LIFE Will U get d RIGHT PERSON 2 whom

U’ll Get MARRIED…So till then..Keep njoying wid

the…WRONG 1′s!!

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Tum jaha bhi jaoge
bahot aage badhoge..
kyuki jidhar bhi jaoge
log tumse kahenge

“a-be chal! aage ja”

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» Read more: Funny Sms Shers & Shayaris

Indian Hindi SMS Jokes

June 15th, 2010

Munna Bai: ye doctor log operation karne se pehle
patient ko behosh q karte hai.

Circuit: simple hai bai, bole tu patient khud operation karna seek na le is liye.

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Laloo goes 2 a shop n asks: “Ye Bandarva ka Photu kitne ka hai re… ?” Shopkeeper : voh phutva nahi saheb” Woh to Seesa hai…!

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Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai.

Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.
» Read more: Indian Hindi SMS Jokes

Cool Friendship SMS

June 12th, 2010

Marte dam tak nibhayenge…..?

Maut aye to tumse Pehle hum jayenge,

Tum ko na bhul bayenge,

Tumhe bhi Sath le jayenge…….!

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NA jANE KAUN si bAAT aAKHRI hOGI��..

NA JANE kAUN sI rAAT aANKHRI hOGI�.

KARNI hAI tO kARLO jI bHAR kE bAATEIN�….

NA JANE HAMARI KAUN SI SAANS,

AANKHRI HOGI…….?

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i may Not be the
“Perfect Friend”
that U R
looking 4…

not even
the “BEST”
among them all…

but surely
I’m a frnd
who always care for…
U…

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ONe day God asked to me ,Would u like to take post of Prime minister or a true friend?…..i opted PM bcos …..
i already have a true frnd like U :-)
» Read more: Cool Friendship SMS

Friendship Shayri SMS

June 12th, 2010

Dosti karna itna Aasan hai jaisy Matti par Matti se Matti likna

Laikin….!

Dosti Nibhana itna mushkil hy Jaisy Pani par Pani se Pani Likhna

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I’m Not Shakespear 2 Write About U.
I’m Not Sonu 2 Sing About U
I’m Not MF Hussain 2 Paint U.
I’m Just ur Frnd 2 Say,
I’m Always With U.

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Dosti PYAAZ ki tarah hoti hai

Jis ka har ek parda Dusry k Sath MOHABBAAT se jura hota hai

is ko kato gay tu Sirf “AANSU” milen gay.

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KOI DOST AISA BNAYA JAYE

JIS SEY ANSOWON KO PALKOON MAIN CHUPAYA JAI

RAHEY US KA AUR MERA RISHTA
AISA,

KE AGAR WOH RAHEY UADAS TO

HUM SE KBHI NA MUSKURAYA JAYE
» Read more: Friendship Shayri SMS

Funny SMS Shayaris

June 11th, 2010

Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:

1. Bewaqt miss call dena
2. Sms muskura ke padhna
3. Neeche mat padhna
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Jo Kaam mana karo, bevakoof ki tarah woh zaroor karna

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Merry Christmas,
Enjoy New Year,
Happy Easter,
Good luck on Valentines,
Spooky Halloween &
Happy birthday
Now bug off and don’t annoy me
For the next 12 months!!

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If ever u start missing ur school days
Ur class
Ur friends’ circle
Canteen or anything about ur schooling
Then just …..
just …..
just …..
just …..
just …..
just …..
open ur report cards
sara nasha utar jaye ga!!!!!!!

» Read more: Funny SMS Shayaris

Cute Friendship SMS

June 11th, 2010

Sweet persons talk from Telenor.
Lovers talk from UFONE.
Beauties Talk from JAZZ.
Legends talk from WARID.
But Brilliants never talk.
They send SMS

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ur Friendship like Paktel ” Dil to aik hai “
ur love like Telenor “Chaho kuch bar k”
ur Sincerity like Haleeb “garah jo hai”
ur Smile like Twist ” Hila k rakh de”
ur Style like UFONE ” Tum he to ho”
ur personality like Bonanza “Absolutely world class”
& My response like lipton
” Yahi to hai woh apnapan”.

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Smile a while and while you smile,
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
and miles of smile just because you smiled,
I wish your day is full of SMILE

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Smile is a cooling system of Heart
Sparkling system of Eyes
Lighting system of Face
Relaxing system of Mind
So activate ur all systems & Keep Smiling.

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If u read this, I m smart,
If u save this, u agree I m smart
If u 4ward this, u r spreading that I m smart
If u delete this, u r jealous

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Never say u r happy when u r sad
Never say u r fine when u r not ok
Never say u feel good when u feel bad
Never say u r alone when I m still alive

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If u will cry, u will get wrinkles
If u will get angry, u will get pimples
So y don’t u smile and get Dimple

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Its a magic try this
Hold 10 roses in ur hand
& stand b4 the mirror
u will see 11 Roses.

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Mil jati hai kitno kio khushi,
mit jaate hain kitno k gham,
messages isliye bhejte rahte hain hum,
taake dur reh kar bhi na ho aap ki muskan kam.

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Flowers die, Stories end, Songs fade,
Memories r forgotten, all things come to end but
Precious people like u r always Remember

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Funny Shayari SMS

June 5th, 2010

Kal Tak Jinse Be-Rukhi Mein Khayi Thhi Chappal,
Aaj Unhin Ko Ve Laake De Rahe Hain Chappal.

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Na Jaane Woh Humse Kya Chupati Thi,
Kuch Tha Uske Honthon Par Na Jane Kyu Sharmati Thi,
Jab Humne Muh Khulwake Dekha To Pata Chala,
Wo To Manikchand Khaati Thi.

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Su Hu Kahu Tamne Kai Khabr Nathi Mane,
Su Hu Kahu Tamne Kai Khabr Nathi Mane,
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To Su Karvane Vat Joine Betha Cho Nikalo Chalo Have…

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Mane Tu Bahu J Sari Lage Cho,
Zindagi Na Darek Rasta Ma Mane Tu Sari Lage Cho,
Pan Jyare Jyare Mane Tari Yaad Aave,
Tyare Hu Poket Ma Tiger Bam Rakhu Chu…..

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Hu Chu London Ma Ane Tu Cho India Ma,
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Khabar Nai Tu Tya Su Kare Cho Etle Me
Ahiya  Biji Ch0kri Goti Lidhi Che..

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Ek Din Shayar Apni Biwi Se Bola,
Ea Janesanam Hata Lo Apni Enn Julfon Ko,
Apne Chahre Se, Ma Kasam……… Agli Bar,
Khane Mein Baal Aaye To Sajni Se Gajni Bana Duga.

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Tum Ne Dekha Mujhe, Meine Dekha Tujhe,
Tum Ne Dekha Mujhe, Meine Dekha Tujhe,
Humko Hua Kuch Kuch Dil Mein Aur,
Tumne Samja Yeh Story Hai Picture Kuch Kuch Hota Hai Ki.

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Dekh Kar Tumhari Hasi, Hum Hosh Apne Gwa Baithe,
Dekh Kar Tumhari Hasi, Hum Hosh Apne Gwa Baithe,
Hosh Mein Aane Ko The, Ki Tum Phir Se Haas Diye.

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Ye Mirch-Masale Bechne Wale, Logon Ki,
Aankhon Mein Aansoo Late Rahate Hain,
Kuchh To Khate Waqt,Kuchh Enke,
Ishtayhaar Se Chalne Wale Seerial Laate Hain.

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Nigahaon Se Nigahein Milaker To Dekho,
Dil Ki Baat Bataker To Dekho,
Sab Ayege Tumare Pass….
Bus  Lagatar Ek Hafta Nahaker To Dekho.

Funny SMS Collection

June 4th, 2010

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

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I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

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If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

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Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI Mirchi…’-hai

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Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the…… train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,….. ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

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Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai…

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ov      o

l    e   Y U

ov       o

l   e    Y u

L V e   ou

HARI OM!!
Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo. » Read more: Funny SMS Collection

Funny SMS

June 3rd, 2010

A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished…….
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A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On”",
I Have Coins!

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~ Romance Mathematics ~
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

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If u r stressed, you’ll get pimples..
if u cry,u’ll get wrinkles..
So, y don’t u smile & get dimples?

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I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”

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God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and…
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!

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Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can’t bear that much happiness
» Read more: Funny SMS