Pee Lunga Tumhare Har CoolDrink*
Kabhi Apne Mefhil Me Baithakar To Dekho*
Bhabhi Kahoge Tum Apni GIRLFRIEND ko*
Kabhi Hum se Mila Kar To Dekho*
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Wo kounsi Ghadi thi
jab AAP Paida hue?
TITAN
HMT
TIMEX
ROLEX
SONATA?
Ya koi aur?
Jawab jaldi bhejna Company band karni he,Taki aisa hadsa fir na ho
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Ladki aur sms me kya similarity hai
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Jab tak upar se neeche tak pura dekh na lo chain he nahi ata.
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Khush ke pal me 1Dua hamari he*
Apka ghar base ye khwaish hamari hE*
Hum chahte h ki Aap Arrenge marriage kare
Q ki apki GF pe nazar hamari hai
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Mohabbat Insan ki Jarurat he*
Dilo pe Mohabbat ki Hukumat he*
Teri Dosti ki Wajah se Chup Hoon*
Warna Teri Girlfriend ko bhi Meri zaroorat he.*@
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Dr-Mam ye potty ka sample nahi*
HALWA he
madam-Oh Sorry*
1 phone karlu kya?
Dr-Y?
Madam:Husband ko bolna hai ki Potty unke Tifin me chali gai
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Machar Ka Bacha
PehLi Bar Ud raha tha
Jab Vapis Aya To Baap
Ne Pucha:
Kaisa Laga Udke?
Machar BoLa:
Wah Bapu
Jaha B Jata Hu Log
TaLiya Baja Rahe the
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