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Funny Shayari – heart surgery

September 24th, 2011

Grl-I m having heart surgery today
Boy- i know
girl- i love uboy- i lov u much more.
Aftr surgery wen the girl woke up only her father ws next to her bed.
Girl- whr is he?
Father- u dont know who gave u the heart?
Girl- what!!She starts crying.
Father-m jst kidding.
Bahar samose kha rha hai. ;)

Funny Shayari SMS Collection

June 16th, 2010

Pee Lunga Tumhare Har CoolDrink*
Kabhi Apne Mefhil Me Baithakar To Dekho*
Bhabhi Kahoge Tum Apni GIRLFRIEND ko*
Kabhi Hum se Mila Kar To Dekho*

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Wo kounsi Ghadi thi
jab AAP Paida hue?
TITAN
HMT
TIMEX
ROLEX
SONATA?
Ya koi aur?
Jawab jaldi bhejna Company band karni he,Taki aisa hadsa fir na ho

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Ladki aur sms me kya similarity hai
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? » Read more: Funny Shayari SMS Collection

Dosti Shayari SMS

June 16th, 2010

Dost Ko Dost ka Ishara yad Reheta he Hr Dost Ko Apna Dostana Yad Reheta he Kuch pal Sachhe dost k Sath to Gujaro Wo Afsana Maut tak YaaD Reheta he

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SIRF ALFAZO KI TASVIR HE ZINDGI,DIL K JAZBAT KISNE DEKHE HE.HAS KAR GUJAR LO IN LAMHO KO,KAL K HALAT KISNE DEKHE HE

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SIRF ALFAZO KI TASVIR HE ZINDGI,DIL K JAZBAT KISNE DEKHE HE.HAS KAR GUJAR LO IN LAMHO KO,KAL K HALAT KISNE DEKHE HE

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Dosti k panno se bhari kitab ho tum, rishton k phulon mai gulab ho tum, kuch log kehte hai k dost sache nhi hote, un logon k har sawaal ka jawab ho tum

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BHULA DENA USEY! JOJO RULA JAYE.. YAD RAKNA USEY. JO NIBHA PAYA! WADE TO BAHUT LOG KARENGE MAGAR DIL KI BAAT USE ZRUR KEHNA JIS K BIN 1 PAL B JIYA NA JAYA

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Funny Sms Shers & Shayaris

June 16th, 2010

Wen i sms u
it doesnt mean
u have 2 do d same…
U can also send:
Cash
Fruits
Pepsi
Pizza
Noodles
Chocolates
So START 2day!!

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how do u define a true music lover?
A man,wen he hears a women singing in d bathroom,puts his ear 2 d key-hole instead of his eyes!

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Only once in ur LIFE Will U get d RIGHT PERSON 2 whom

U’ll Get MARRIED…So till then..Keep njoying wid

the…WRONG 1′s!!

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Tum jaha bhi jaoge
bahot aage badhoge..
kyuki jidhar bhi jaoge
log tumse kahenge

“a-be chal! aage ja”

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Indian Hindi SMS Jokes

June 15th, 2010

Munna Bai: ye doctor log operation karne se pehle
patient ko behosh q karte hai.

Circuit: simple hai bai, bole tu patient khud operation karna seek na le is liye.

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Laloo goes 2 a shop n asks: “Ye Bandarva ka Photu kitne ka hai re… ?” Shopkeeper : voh phutva nahi saheb” Woh to Seesa hai…!

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Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai.

Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.
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Cool Friendship SMS

June 12th, 2010

Marte dam tak nibhayenge…..?

Maut aye to tumse Pehle hum jayenge,

Tum ko na bhul bayenge,

Tumhe bhi Sath le jayenge…….!

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NA jANE KAUN si bAAT aAKHRI hOGI��..

NA JANE kAUN sI rAAT aANKHRI hOGI�.

KARNI hAI tO kARLO jI bHAR kE bAATEIN�….

NA JANE HAMARI KAUN SI SAANS,

AANKHRI HOGI…….?

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i may Not be the
“Perfect Friend”
that U R
looking 4…

not even
the “BEST”
among them all…

but surely
I’m a frnd
who always care for…
U…

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ONe day God asked to me ,Would u like to take post of Prime minister or a true friend?…..i opted PM bcos …..
i already have a true frnd like U :-)
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Funny SMS Shayaris

June 11th, 2010

Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:

1. Bewaqt miss call dena
2. Sms muskura ke padhna
3. Neeche mat padhna
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Jo Kaam mana karo, bevakoof ki tarah woh zaroor karna

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Merry Christmas,
Enjoy New Year,
Happy Easter,
Good luck on Valentines,
Spooky Halloween &
Happy birthday
Now bug off and don’t annoy me
For the next 12 months!!

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If ever u start missing ur school days
Ur class
Ur friends’ circle
Canteen or anything about ur schooling
Then just …..
just …..
just …..
just …..
just …..
just …..
open ur report cards
sara nasha utar jaye ga!!!!!!!

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Cute Friendship SMS

June 11th, 2010

Sweet persons talk from Telenor.
Lovers talk from UFONE.
Beauties Talk from JAZZ.
Legends talk from WARID.
But Brilliants never talk.
They send SMS

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ur Friendship like Paktel ” Dil to aik hai “
ur love like Telenor “Chaho kuch bar k”
ur Sincerity like Haleeb “garah jo hai”
ur Smile like Twist ” Hila k rakh de”
ur Style like UFONE ” Tum he to ho”
ur personality like Bonanza “Absolutely world class”
& My response like lipton
” Yahi to hai woh apnapan”.

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Smile a while and while you smile,
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
and miles of smile just because you smiled,
I wish your day is full of SMILE

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Smile is a cooling system of Heart
Sparkling system of Eyes
Lighting system of Face
Relaxing system of Mind
So activate ur all systems & Keep Smiling.

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If u read this, I m smart,
If u save this, u agree I m smart
If u 4ward this, u r spreading that I m smart
If u delete this, u r jealous

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Never say u r happy when u r sad
Never say u r fine when u r not ok
Never say u feel good when u feel bad
Never say u r alone when I m still alive

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If u will cry, u will get wrinkles
If u will get angry, u will get pimples
So y don’t u smile and get Dimple

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Its a magic try this
Hold 10 roses in ur hand
& stand b4 the mirror
u will see 11 Roses.

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Mil jati hai kitno kio khushi,
mit jaate hain kitno k gham,
messages isliye bhejte rahte hain hum,
taake dur reh kar bhi na ho aap ki muskan kam.

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Flowers die, Stories end, Songs fade,
Memories r forgotten, all things come to end but
Precious people like u r always Remember

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Funny Shayari SMS

June 5th, 2010

Kal Tak Jinse Be-Rukhi Mein Khayi Thhi Chappal,
Aaj Unhin Ko Ve Laake De Rahe Hain Chappal.

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Na Jaane Woh Humse Kya Chupati Thi,
Kuch Tha Uske Honthon Par Na Jane Kyu Sharmati Thi,
Jab Humne Muh Khulwake Dekha To Pata Chala,
Wo To Manikchand Khaati Thi.

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Su Hu Kahu Tamne Kai Khabr Nathi Mane,
Su Hu Kahu Tamne Kai Khabr Nathi Mane,
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To Su Karvane Vat Joine Betha Cho Nikalo Chalo Have…

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Mane Tu Bahu J Sari Lage Cho,
Zindagi Na Darek Rasta Ma Mane Tu Sari Lage Cho,
Pan Jyare Jyare Mane Tari Yaad Aave,
Tyare Hu Poket Ma Tiger Bam Rakhu Chu…..

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Hu Chu London Ma Ane Tu Cho India Ma,
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Khabar Nai Tu Tya Su Kare Cho Etle Me
Ahiya  Biji Ch0kri Goti Lidhi Che..

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Ek Din Shayar Apni Biwi Se Bola,
Ea Janesanam Hata Lo Apni Enn Julfon Ko,
Apne Chahre Se, Ma Kasam……… Agli Bar,
Khane Mein Baal Aaye To Sajni Se Gajni Bana Duga.

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Tum Ne Dekha Mujhe, Meine Dekha Tujhe,
Tum Ne Dekha Mujhe, Meine Dekha Tujhe,
Humko Hua Kuch Kuch Dil Mein Aur,
Tumne Samja Yeh Story Hai Picture Kuch Kuch Hota Hai Ki.

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Dekh Kar Tumhari Hasi, Hum Hosh Apne Gwa Baithe,
Dekh Kar Tumhari Hasi, Hum Hosh Apne Gwa Baithe,
Hosh Mein Aane Ko The, Ki Tum Phir Se Haas Diye.

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Ye Mirch-Masale Bechne Wale, Logon Ki,
Aankhon Mein Aansoo Late Rahate Hain,
Kuchh To Khate Waqt,Kuchh Enke,
Ishtayhaar Se Chalne Wale Seerial Laate Hain.

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Nigahaon Se Nigahein Milaker To Dekho,
Dil Ki Baat Bataker To Dekho,
Sab Ayege Tumare Pass….
Bus  Lagatar Ek Hafta Nahaker To Dekho.

Funny SMS Collection

June 4th, 2010

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

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I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

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If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

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Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI Mirchi…’-hai

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Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the…… train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,….. ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

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Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai…

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ov      o

l    e   Y U

ov       o

l   e    Y u

L V e   ou

HARI OM!!
Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo. » Read more: Funny SMS Collection

Punjabi Shayari Sms

May 8th, 2010

Ni tu baddi hi be-Lehaz ki kariye,
Ni tu baddi hi dil saaz ki kariye,
Sanu pata hai tere pyaar ch paike kuch nahi milna
par dil fer vi na aave baaz ki kariye

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aa sajna kite ral-mil bahiye
sun meri te kuj apni suna
nahi pata kado chal vasna ae
aive rus ke na waqt langaah

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Ae chand chamkna chad vii de
teri chandni saanu staandi ae
tera varga hai usda chehra
tenu vekh ke usdi yaad aandi ae

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mahiya tu kisi kabool hoi dua varga,
teerath nu jandirah varga,
tenu bhul kidan sakde haan,
tu tan aanda jaanda e sahaan varga,

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Ikk ajnabi naal mainu ena pyar kyun,
Inkar karn to baad vi, chahat da ikrar kyun,
Ohnu pauna meri taqdeer ch nahi sayad,
Fer vi har mod utte usi da intjar kyun.

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Funny Punjabi Shayari

May 6th, 2010

Kudiyon wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,
Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni, te kutne ohde Veer!!

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Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!

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Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!

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Tu kehnde pyaar na vishvaas da hai
mohhabat na gama di laash da hai ,
mohabbat asal (reality) khatir tarasdi ae,
mohabbat na hi ik dharvas(fake assurence) da hai

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Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

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Punjabi Hindi Shayari

May 3rd, 2010

Okha langda waqt vichoray da,
bina yar guzara kon kre,
duniya se to kinara ho sakda,
yaran to kinara kon kre,
ik din hovay tay lang javay,
sari umar guzara kon kre.

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Sohneyo,na aiwen tadpaya karo…sanu
eniyaan udeekan na paya karo…
manniya deedaar tuhade mushkil ne…
kadi taan haal sunaya karo..

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Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.

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Na sambal sakogay soneya sajna,
inna tenu pyaar karangey
Har bulan te rahegi isse duniya wich,
idan di prem kahani likh jaawangay….

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“Jadon hnjuan di nadi par karaan mai,
Tera baith k kinare intzar karan mai,
Tainu mere nalon vdh k pyar kre koi,
Ohda naa das uhnu v Pyar karan mai”

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Shayari Jokes And sms

April 30th, 2010

Ladki ne di ladke ko hoton pe kiss..
Gaur farmaiye..
Ladki ne di ladke ko hoton pe kiss..
Mutual fund Investments are subject to market risk..

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Band karo apna faltu ka drama,
band karo apna faltu ka drama,
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daya, isne kya kiya h, zara ise yaad to dilana..

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Tailor ko jo nap doge wahi silega..
Tailor ko jo nap doge wahi silega..
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daya inhe kehdo, koi apni jgah se nhi hilega.

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Har raat khelte mawali taash hai…

wah wah

har raat khelte mawali taash hai…
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acp says
“o my god…yaha toh laash he”

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Koi Chiz Bewafai Se Badkr Kya Hogi
Gam-e-Imtihan Judai Se Badkr Kya Hogi
Kisi Ko Deni Ho Jawani Me Saza
To
Wo ‘PADHAI’ Se Badkr Kya Hogi

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