Grl-I m having heart surgery today
Boy- i know
girl- i love uboy- i lov u much more.
Aftr surgery wen the girl woke up only her father ws next to her bed.
Girl- whr is he?
Father- u dont know who gave u the heart?
Girl- what!!She starts crying.
Father-m jst kidding.
Bahar samose kha rha hai.
Archive for the ‘Funny Shayari’ category
Funny Shayari – heart surgery
September 24th, 2011Funny Shayari SMS Collection
June 16th, 2010Pee Lunga Tumhare Har CoolDrink*
Kabhi Apne Mefhil Me Baithakar To Dekho*
Bhabhi Kahoge Tum Apni GIRLFRIEND ko*
Kabhi Hum se Mila Kar To Dekho*
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Wo kounsi Ghadi thi
jab AAP Paida hue?
TITAN
HMT
TIMEX
ROLEX
SONATA?
Ya koi aur?
Jawab jaldi bhejna Company band karni he,Taki aisa hadsa fir na ho
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Ladki aur sms me kya similarity hai
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? » Read more: Funny Shayari SMS Collection
Dosti Shayari SMS
June 16th, 2010Dost Ko Dost ka Ishara yad Reheta he Hr Dost Ko Apna Dostana Yad Reheta he Kuch pal Sachhe dost k Sath to Gujaro Wo Afsana Maut tak YaaD Reheta he
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SIRF ALFAZO KI TASVIR HE ZINDGI,DIL K JAZBAT KISNE DEKHE HE.HAS KAR GUJAR LO IN LAMHO KO,KAL K HALAT KISNE DEKHE HE
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SIRF ALFAZO KI TASVIR HE ZINDGI,DIL K JAZBAT KISNE DEKHE HE.HAS KAR GUJAR LO IN LAMHO KO,KAL K HALAT KISNE DEKHE HE
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Dosti k panno se bhari kitab ho tum, rishton k phulon mai gulab ho tum, kuch log kehte hai k dost sache nhi hote, un logon k har sawaal ka jawab ho tum
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BHULA DENA USEY! JOJO RULA JAYE.. YAD RAKNA USEY. JO NIBHA PAYA! WADE TO BAHUT LOG KARENGE MAGAR DIL KI BAAT USE ZRUR KEHNA JIS K BIN 1 PAL B JIYA NA JAYA
Funny Sms Shers & Shayaris
June 16th, 2010Wen i sms u
it doesnt mean
u have 2 do d same…
U can also send:
Cash
Fruits
Pepsi
Pizza
Noodles
Chocolates
So START 2day!!
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how do u define a true music lover?
A man,wen he hears a women singing in d bathroom,puts his ear 2 d key-hole instead of his eyes!
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Only once in ur LIFE Will U get d RIGHT PERSON 2 whom
U’ll Get MARRIED…So till then..Keep njoying wid
the…WRONG 1′s!!
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Tum jaha bhi jaoge
bahot aage badhoge..
kyuki jidhar bhi jaoge
log tumse kahenge
“a-be chal! aage ja”
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Indian Hindi SMS Jokes
June 15th, 2010Munna Bai: ye doctor log operation karne se pehle
patient ko behosh q karte hai.
Circuit: simple hai bai, bole tu patient khud operation karna seek na le is liye.
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Laloo goes 2 a shop n asks: “Ye Bandarva ka Photu kitne ka hai re… ?” Shopkeeper : voh phutva nahi saheb” Woh to Seesa hai…!
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Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai.
Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.
» Read more: Indian Hindi SMS Jokes
Funny SMS Shayaris
June 11th, 2010Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:
1. Bewaqt miss call dena
2. Sms muskura ke padhna
3. Neeche mat padhna
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Jo Kaam mana karo, bevakoof ki tarah woh zaroor karna
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Merry Christmas,
Enjoy New Year,
Happy Easter,
Good luck on Valentines,
Spooky Halloween &
Happy birthday
Now bug off and don’t annoy me
For the next 12 months!!
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If ever u start missing ur school days
Ur class
Ur friends’ circle
Canteen or anything about ur schooling
Then just …..
just …..
just …..
just …..
just …..
just …..
open ur report cards
sara nasha utar jaye ga!!!!!!!
Punjabi Shayari Sms
May 8th, 2010Ni tu baddi hi be-Lehaz ki kariye,
Ni tu baddi hi dil saaz ki kariye,
Sanu pata hai tere pyaar ch paike kuch nahi milna
par dil fer vi na aave baaz ki kariye
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aa sajna kite ral-mil bahiye
sun meri te kuj apni suna
nahi pata kado chal vasna ae
aive rus ke na waqt langaah
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Ae chand chamkna chad vii de
teri chandni saanu staandi ae
tera varga hai usda chehra
tenu vekh ke usdi yaad aandi ae
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mahiya tu kisi kabool hoi dua varga,
teerath nu jandirah varga,
tenu bhul kidan sakde haan,
tu tan aanda jaanda e sahaan varga,
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Ikk ajnabi naal mainu ena pyar kyun,
Inkar karn to baad vi, chahat da ikrar kyun,
Ohnu pauna meri taqdeer ch nahi sayad,
Fer vi har mod utte usi da intjar kyun.
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Funny Punjabi Shayari
May 6th, 2010Kudiyon wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,
Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni, te kutne ohde Veer!!
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Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!
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Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!
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Tu kehnde pyaar na vishvaas da hai
mohhabat na gama di laash da hai ,
mohabbat asal (reality) khatir tarasdi ae,
mohabbat na hi ik dharvas(fake assurence) da hai
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Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c
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Punjabi Hindi Shayari
May 3rd, 2010Okha langda waqt vichoray da,
bina yar guzara kon kre,
duniya se to kinara ho sakda,
yaran to kinara kon kre,
ik din hovay tay lang javay,
sari umar guzara kon kre.
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Sohneyo,na aiwen tadpaya karo…sanu
eniyaan udeekan na paya karo…
manniya deedaar tuhade mushkil ne…
kadi taan haal sunaya karo..
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Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.
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Na sambal sakogay soneya sajna,
inna tenu pyaar karangey
Har bulan te rahegi isse duniya wich,
idan di prem kahani likh jaawangay….
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“Jadon hnjuan di nadi par karaan mai,
Tera baith k kinare intzar karan mai,
Tainu mere nalon vdh k pyar kre koi,
Ohda naa das uhnu v Pyar karan mai”
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Shayari Jokes And sms
April 30th, 2010Ladki ne di ladke ko hoton pe kiss..
Gaur farmaiye..
Ladki ne di ladke ko hoton pe kiss..
Mutual fund Investments are subject to market risk..
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Band karo apna faltu ka drama,
band karo apna faltu ka drama,
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daya, isne kya kiya h, zara ise yaad to dilana..
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Tailor ko jo nap doge wahi silega..
Tailor ko jo nap doge wahi silega..
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daya inhe kehdo, koi apni jgah se nhi hilega.
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Har raat khelte mawali taash hai…
wah wah
har raat khelte mawali taash hai…
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acp says
“o my god…yaha toh laash he”
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Koi Chiz Bewafai Se Badkr Kya Hogi
Gam-e-Imtihan Judai Se Badkr Kya Hogi
Kisi Ko Deni Ho Jawani Me Saza
To
Wo ‘PADHAI’ Se Badkr Kya Hogi
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