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19 Things You Never Say To A Police Man!

May 13th, 2010

Ever been stopped by the police? Yes?No? Either way here are 19 things you NEVER say to a police office!

1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.

3. Aren’t you that guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must have been doing at least 120 mph to keep up with me…Good job!

5. Excuse me…is “stick up” hyphenated? » Read more: 19 Things You Never Say To A Police Man!