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Funny Shayari SMS Collection

June 16th, 2010

Pee Lunga Tumhare Har CoolDrink*
Kabhi Apne Mefhil Me Baithakar To Dekho*
Bhabhi Kahoge Tum Apni GIRLFRIEND ko*
Kabhi Hum se Mila Kar To Dekho*

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Wo kounsi Ghadi thi
jab AAP Paida hue?
TITAN
HMT
TIMEX
ROLEX
SONATA?
Ya koi aur?
Jawab jaldi bhejna Company band karni he,Taki aisa hadsa fir na ho

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Ladki aur sms me kya similarity hai
?
?
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Cool Friendship SMS

June 12th, 2010

Marte dam tak nibhayenge…..?

Maut aye to tumse Pehle hum jayenge,

Tum ko na bhul bayenge,

Tumhe bhi Sath le jayenge…….!

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NA jANE KAUN si bAAT aAKHRI hOGI��..

NA JANE kAUN sI rAAT aANKHRI hOGI�.

KARNI hAI tO kARLO jI bHAR kE bAATEIN�….

NA JANE HAMARI KAUN SI SAANS,

AANKHRI HOGI…….?

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i may Not be the
“Perfect Friend”
that U R
looking 4…

not even
the “BEST”
among them all…

but surely
I’m a frnd
who always care for…
U…

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ONe day God asked to me ,Would u like to take post of Prime minister or a true friend?…..i opted PM bcos …..
i already have a true frnd like U :-)
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Friendship Shayri SMS

June 12th, 2010

Dosti karna itna Aasan hai jaisy Matti par Matti se Matti likna

Laikin….!

Dosti Nibhana itna mushkil hy Jaisy Pani par Pani se Pani Likhna

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I’m Not Shakespear 2 Write About U.
I’m Not Sonu 2 Sing About U
I’m Not MF Hussain 2 Paint U.
I’m Just ur Frnd 2 Say,
I’m Always With U.

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Dosti PYAAZ ki tarah hoti hai

Jis ka har ek parda Dusry k Sath MOHABBAAT se jura hota hai

is ko kato gay tu Sirf “AANSU” milen gay.

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KOI DOST AISA BNAYA JAYE

JIS SEY ANSOWON KO PALKOON MAIN CHUPAYA JAI

RAHEY US KA AUR MERA RISHTA
AISA,

KE AGAR WOH RAHEY UADAS TO

HUM SE KBHI NA MUSKURAYA JAYE
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Funny SMS Shayaris

June 11th, 2010

Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:

1. Bewaqt miss call dena
2. Sms muskura ke padhna
3. Neeche mat padhna
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Jo Kaam mana karo, bevakoof ki tarah woh zaroor karna

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Merry Christmas,
Enjoy New Year,
Happy Easter,
Good luck on Valentines,
Spooky Halloween &
Happy birthday
Now bug off and don’t annoy me
For the next 12 months!!

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If ever u start missing ur school days
Ur class
Ur friends’ circle
Canteen or anything about ur schooling
Then just …..
just …..
just …..
just …..
just …..
just …..
open ur report cards
sara nasha utar jaye ga!!!!!!!

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Cute Friendship SMS

June 11th, 2010

Sweet persons talk from Telenor.
Lovers talk from UFONE.
Beauties Talk from JAZZ.
Legends talk from WARID.
But Brilliants never talk.
They send SMS

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ur Friendship like Paktel ” Dil to aik hai “
ur love like Telenor “Chaho kuch bar k”
ur Sincerity like Haleeb “garah jo hai”
ur Smile like Twist ” Hila k rakh de”
ur Style like UFONE ” Tum he to ho”
ur personality like Bonanza “Absolutely world class”
& My response like lipton
” Yahi to hai woh apnapan”.

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Smile a while and while you smile,
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
and miles of smile just because you smiled,
I wish your day is full of SMILE

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Smile is a cooling system of Heart
Sparkling system of Eyes
Lighting system of Face
Relaxing system of Mind
So activate ur all systems & Keep Smiling.

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If u read this, I m smart,
If u save this, u agree I m smart
If u 4ward this, u r spreading that I m smart
If u delete this, u r jealous

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Never say u r happy when u r sad
Never say u r fine when u r not ok
Never say u feel good when u feel bad
Never say u r alone when I m still alive

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If u will cry, u will get wrinkles
If u will get angry, u will get pimples
So y don’t u smile and get Dimple

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Its a magic try this
Hold 10 roses in ur hand
& stand b4 the mirror
u will see 11 Roses.

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Mil jati hai kitno kio khushi,
mit jaate hain kitno k gham,
messages isliye bhejte rahte hain hum,
taake dur reh kar bhi na ho aap ki muskan kam.

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Flowers die, Stories end, Songs fade,
Memories r forgotten, all things come to end but
Precious people like u r always Remember

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English SMS

June 9th, 2010

It is the things in common that make relationships enjoyable, bt it is the little differences that make them interesting. :-)

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There is always another chance 4 everythng in life but fact is that there is no chance of another life.
Dream it.
Mean it.
Live it.
Love it.

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I nevr srchd but I found u, I never asked but I have u, I never wished but it came true, I thank God, for giving me a frnd like “U”
Miss you

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Leave Something For Friend,
Nvr Leave Friend For Something.
bcoz,
in Life Something Will Leave you
but,
Frnds Will Always b there With you.

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Evry day is special,if u Think so..
evry moment is memorable if u Feel so…
Evry1 is unique if u c so…life is Beautiful if u live so !

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Life is at its weakst wen there r more doubts than trust;but life is at its strongst wen u learn how 2 trust inspite of the doubts !

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Life doesnt provide Warranties & Guarantees
It only provides possibilities & opportunities for those who dare to make best use of it !

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