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Indian Hindi SMS Jokes

June 15th, 2010

Munna Bai: ye doctor log operation karne se pehle
patient ko behosh q karte hai.

Circuit: simple hai bai, bole tu patient khud operation karna seek na le is liye.

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Laloo goes 2 a shop n asks: “Ye Bandarva ka Photu kitne ka hai re… ?” Shopkeeper : voh phutva nahi saheb” Woh to Seesa hai…!

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Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai.

Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.
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Funny SMS Shayaris

June 11th, 2010

Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:

1. Bewaqt miss call dena
2. Sms muskura ke padhna
3. Neeche mat padhna
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Jo Kaam mana karo, bevakoof ki tarah woh zaroor karna

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Merry Christmas,
Enjoy New Year,
Happy Easter,
Good luck on Valentines,
Spooky Halloween &
Happy birthday
Now bug off and don’t annoy me
For the next 12 months!!

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If ever u start missing ur school days
Ur class
Ur friends’ circle
Canteen or anything about ur schooling
Then just …..
just …..
just …..
just …..
just …..
just …..
open ur report cards
sara nasha utar jaye ga!!!!!!!

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Cool SMS

May 31st, 2010

pyar k liye dil, dil k liye app, app k liye hum, humaray liye app

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a simple text means i care.. enough to flex my thumbs.. search your name.. wait “Message Sent” Then think of you and as i say.. I hope you are okay..c”,)

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Forgive my eyes for admiring you,you stole my heart the first day I saw you,call me insane,call me crazy each time I see you my heart skips a bit

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Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE
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19 Things You Never Say To A Police Man!

May 13th, 2010

Ever been stopped by the police? Yes?No? Either way here are 19 things you NEVER say to a police office!

1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.

3. Aren’t you that guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must have been doing at least 120 mph to keep up with me…Good job!

5. Excuse me…is “stick up” hyphenated? » Read more: 19 Things You Never Say To A Police Man!

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