For CA students…

Ques: prove that 2/10=2.

Normal colege sutdnt insist question is “out of slaybus” or incorect but CA stdnt nevr know wht is corect answer, he always thnk we are CA stdnt and we should thnk difrnt and invent new miracles so CA student wil solve dis example as below:

2=two
10=ten, therefore
= two/ten
= cancel (t)
= wo/en

W=23
O=15
E=5
N=14,

therefore

w+o=23+15=38
& e+n=5+14=19

Therefore

wo/en = 38/19 = 2

Hence proved!!!

For Charted Acountants it doesn’t matter answer kya hy, they say “answer kya laana hy yeh bata humain??

“CA” ROCKS….!!!1

Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits…
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But Ultimately She Is A Mother,
And We Should Respect Her… ;->

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Sick Employee: “Boss this is my leave application with doctor’s statement.”
Boss: “We will no longer accept a doctor’s statement as proof of sickness…If you are able to go to the doctor, you can come to work.”

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ATTITUDE:
I luv work.
Unfortunately,
If i do work it gets finished.

How can i finish sumthng i luv?

So I keep work pending..
Njoy laziness

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De golden words said by a scholar:

My Son is my Son till he gets a wife,

But,
My Daughter is my Daughter all her life!

A tribute to all Daughters!

Gods blessings comes

as a surprise

& how much we receive

depends on how

much we believe

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Larkiya kanch ki choriyo ki tarha hoti hai..qaim rhain to shan barhati hai or agar toot jain to koi b inhe smait k hath zakhmi nahi karta”
Dedicated 2 all GIRLZ

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Enjoying in burning hotness- thats my vcations.

Shivering with fear of result- thats my winter.

Have empty pockets with Ideas for pakistan tour-thats my passion.

Thinking to make long long calls to all my friends, but balance Rs 3.43-still thats my love for friends.

Want to study whn nothing is to study- thats my love for books.

Who m I?

“Typical student”

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Amazing:-
If you rearrange these letters it gives the same meaning…

Dormitory = Dirty Room

Astronomer = Moon starer

The eyes = They see

Election Results = Lies lets recount

Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler

Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one.

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“All fingers are not Same in length, But when they bend all stand equal
Life becomes very easy when we bend and adjust to situation

Life is urs
Ch0ice is urs

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High level cnfidnce
Teacher 2 student: If u tel me, where is GOD, i’ll reward u 100 rupees

Student : n If u tell me where GOD is not, i’ll reward u 200 rupees.

D i F F i R e N c E

~[ The Only Difference Between God & Man Is That God Gives & Forgives But Man Gets & Forgets. ]~

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A
P e r s o n
W h o
C a n
E x p l a i n
C o l o r
T o
A
B l i n d
M a n
C a n
E x p l a i n
E v e r y
T h i n g
I n
L I F E…

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SWEET LINES:-)

Gharib admi roti k lie dorta hai,
Ameer roti Hazam krne k lye.

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1 zaheen admi ko pata chalay k murgi sonay k anday deti hai to wo osay dunya ki nazro se chupa k rakhe ga.

par

1shatir admi oss murgay ki nigahbani aur hifazat karega jis ki waja se murgi, sonay k anday deti hai…

~…Understand The Difference…~

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A man saw a small & poor boy lookin at his beautifull n expensive car, he offered boy to take him for a drive Aftr the drive the boy said ur car is so marvellous it might be so expensive! How mch does it cost?
Man: I don’t know my brother has gifted it to me
Boy: W0w so nice of him
Man: I know wh8 U r thnking. U also want to have a brother like him
Boy: No. I want to BE A BROTHER LIKE Him

~*~Moral~*~
Always Think Higher Then The People’s Expectations…

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All We Give Many Xamples Of Life n Compare Life With Many Things. . .

Bt In Short,All The Past Moments We Till RemeMber Iz
Life ….<:

Life while doing hons!

Semstr1: yahoo i am doing hons

Semstr2: kahah phans ge?

Semstr3:critical mental situation.

Semstr4: aah! Soon i wil b in firm.

Semstr5: kin gunahon ki saza mil rhi hai.

Smester6: soon it wil b ovr.

Semstr7: Qualified, yes…i did it.

Semstr8: wait a min, Smethng missing,
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oh Meri JAWANI.

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A FAMOUS RUSSIAN SAYING.*

“…NEVER BELIEVE ON A CRYING WOMAN AND A SMILING MAN…”
;->

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If Seeds In The Black Earth Can Turn Into Such Beautiful Roses…
What Might Not The Heart Of Man Become In Its Long Journey Towards Star….

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subah hai bachpan…………..
dopahar hai zawani……
sam hai budhapa…….
rat hai maut ki kahani.

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Time is passing too fast & sooner or later you’ll eventually lose someone close to you!
So take a bit too many pictures,
laugh a bit too much,
love like you’ve never been hurt & live the moment, because every 60 seconds you spend angry or upset, is a minute of happiness you’ll never get back!

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A Butterfly Lives Only 14 Days, But Still It Flies Joyfully Capturing Many Hearts, Each Moment In Life Is Precious…

BE HAPPY & KEEP WINNING HEARTS.

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When Thomas Edison Invented The Light Bulb, He Tried Over 2,000 Experiments Before He Got It To Work.

A Young Reporter Asked Him How It Felt To Fail So Many Times. . He Said,

” I Never Failed Once . I Invented The Light Bulb. It Just Happened To Be A 2,000 Step Process. “

A Smart Lawyer Said:
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I Learned Law So Well,
The Day I Graduated
I Sued My College,
Won The Case
And
Got My Tuition Fees
Back … ;->

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hum itne khas nai ki yad rakhe ja sake…
na itne khus kismat ki kisi k dil me jagh bana sake……
hum to bas itna hi jante hai ki
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HUM HAI LAJAWAB….:P

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If You Share Joys, It Multiplies
And
If You Share Sorrows, It Divides
So Always Share Your Joys To Multiply Your Pleasure Of The Day….

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Some1 Once Approchd Pascal (Famous French Philospher) & Said
“If I Had Ur Brain I Wud B A Better Person”
Pascal Rplied
“B Better Person & U’ll Hve My Brain” (:

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I sAid tO mOnEy: u R jUsT a

pIeCe oF pApEr

mOnEy sMiLeD aNd sAiD: “oFcOuRsE i aM a pIeCe oF pApEr
bUt i hAvE nOt sEeN a dUsTbIn yEt iN mY lIfE”

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Sweet person deserves sweetness
Great person deserves Greatness
Sincere person deserves Sincerity
Lovely person deserves Love…
You deserve all…

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Aao!

Aaj Hm Dono Waada karen>

K

Hm Zindagi Bhar Pi¥AR Karenge>

Hm Wafa krenge>

Hm Mohabbat krenge>

Sirf Or Sirf Apne

“Ap”se… ;->

Jb Kbi Hm Bachy Hoty Thy!
Apny Group K Leader Hoty They!
Intekhabi Nishan Feedar Hoty They!
Biscuit Toffian Khorak Thi Apni!
Sirf Muhabat Zaat Thi Apni!
Dil Chaha To Hans Liya Wrna Aksar Ro Liya Kartey They!
Kulfian Khani Or Khoo Khoo!
Naak Bahni Or Shoo Shoo!
Amma Abba Hmary Hakeem Hoty They!
Jab Kbi Hum Bachy Hoty They!
Apny Waqt K Prince Hoty They!
Wo Waqt Suhana Kho Gya!
Wo Pyar Ka Trana Kho Gya!
Jb Se Bary Ho Gye!
Khud Se Juda Ho Gye…! (-:

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Bachpan Ka ZAMANA Hota Tha
Khushio’n Ka KHAZANA Hota Tha

Chahat CHAAND Ko Pane Ki
Dil Titli Ka DEEWANA Hota Tha

Rone Ki Waja Na Hoti Thi
Hansne Ka BAHANA Hota Tha

Khabar Na Thi Kuch Subha Ki
Na Shaam Ka THIKANA Hota Tha

DAADI Ki Kahani Hoti Thi
Pariyo’n Ka FASANA Hota Tha

Gham Ki Zuban Na Hoti Thi
Na Zakhmo’n Ka PAIMANA Hota Tha

Barish Me Kaghaz Ki KASHTI
Har Mausam SUHANA Hota Tha

Wo Khel Wo SATHI Hote Thay
Har Rishta NIBHANA Hota Tha… (:

Amazing but true..!

“There may be more than 8.5 billion people in this world.
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But, sometimes you really need just ONE.

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Ye Dunya Bhi Badi Ajeeb Hai

Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai

0r

Jab Aap Bolte Hain To Un Ka Shak Yaqeen Me Badal Jata Hai.

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Loving Urself Is Common

But

Caring 4 Some1 Can b Magnanimous

Coz

U Mi8 Nt Remembr A Small Act Of Caring

But

It Mi8 b d Brightest Moment In Some1′s Life (=

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Any Man Can Love

A Million Girls

But Only A REAL MAN

Can Love One

Girl In A Million Ways…

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If u want 2b happy 4a short time-GET DRUNK

If u want 2b happy 4a long time-FALL IN LOVE

But if u want 2b happy forever,

DON’T EVEN THINK of these….:)

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duniya se hasna sikh lo
suraj se chamkna sikh lo
chand se shetalta sikh lo aur
hum se dosti sikh lo!!!!