KhuLe Lab Jo Dua De Apko,
Har Roz Nayi Zindgi Khuda De Apko,
Agar 1 KHushi Ki Arzu Kare Aap,
Khuda Khushiyo Ka JahaaN De Apko..

Nazuk Si Chot Se Shisha Na Tute,
choti choti Bato Se Apne Na Ruthe,
Thodi B Fikar He Agar Apko Hmari,
To Koshish Kijiye Ki Rishto Ki Dor Kabhi Na Tute.

Sonu: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahin Aaee..
Monu: Kyon ?
Sonu: Kyon ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Me Yehi Sapna Dekhta Raha Ki Mai Jaag Raha Hu !

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Pee Lunga Tumhare Har CoolDrink*
Kabhi Apne Mefhil Me Baithakar To Dekho*
Bhabhi Kahoge Tum Apni GIRLFRIEND ko*
Kabhi Hum se Mila Kar To Dekho*

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Wo kounsi Ghadi thi
jab AAP Paida hue?
TITAN
HMT
TIMEX
ROLEX
SONATA?
Ya koi aur?
Jawab jaldi bhejna Company band karni he,Taki aisa hadsa fir na ho

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Ladki aur sms me kya similarity hai
?
?
?
?
?
?
?

Dost Ko Dost ka Ishara yad Reheta he Hr Dost Ko Apna Dostana Yad Reheta he Kuch pal Sachhe dost k Sath to Gujaro Wo Afsana Maut tak YaaD Reheta he

Wen i sms u
it doesnt mean
u have 2 do d same…
U can also send:
Cash
Fruits
Pepsi
Pizza
Noodles
Chocolates
So START 2day!!

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how do u define a true music lover?
A man,wen he hears a women singing in d bathroom,puts his ear 2 d key-hole instead of his eyes!

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Only once in ur LIFE Will U get d RIGHT PERSON 2 whom

U’ll Get MARRIED…So till then..Keep njoying wid

the…WRONG 1′s!!

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Tum jaha bhi jaoge
bahot aage badhoge..
kyuki jidhar bhi jaoge
log tumse kahenge

“a-be chal! aage ja”

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Munna Bai: ye doctor log operation karne se pehle
patient ko behosh q karte hai.

Circuit: simple hai bai, bole tu patient khud operation karna seek na le is liye.

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Laloo goes 2 a shop n asks: “Ye Bandarva ka Photu kitne ka hai re… ?” Shopkeeper : voh phutva nahi saheb” Woh to Seesa hai…!

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Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai.

Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.

Marte dam tak nibhayenge…..?

Maut aye to tumse Pehle hum jayenge,

Tum ko na bhul bayenge,

Tumhe bhi Sath le jayenge…….!

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NA jANE KAUN si bAAT aAKHRI hOGI��..

NA JANE kAUN sI rAAT aANKHRI hOGI�.

KARNI hAI tO kARLO jI bHAR kE bAATEIN�….

NA JANE HAMARI KAUN SI SAANS,

AANKHRI HOGI…….?

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i may Not be the
“Perfect Friend”
that U R
looking 4…

not even
the “BEST”
among them all…

but surely
I’m a frnd
who always care for…
U…

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ONe day God asked to me ,Would u like to take post of Prime minister or a true friend?…..i opted PM bcos …..
i already have a true frnd like U

Dosti karna itna Aasan hai jaisy Matti par Matti se Matti likna

Laikin….!

Dosti Nibhana itna mushkil hy Jaisy Pani par Pani se Pani Likhna

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I’m Not Shakespear 2 Write About U.
I’m Not Sonu 2 Sing About U
I’m Not MF Hussain 2 Paint U.
I’m Just ur Frnd 2 Say,
I’m Always With U.

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Dosti PYAAZ ki tarah hoti hai

Jis ka har ek parda Dusry k Sath MOHABBAAT se jura hota hai

is ko kato gay tu Sirf “AANSU” milen gay.

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KOI DOST AISA BNAYA JAYE

JIS SEY ANSOWON KO PALKOON MAIN CHUPAYA JAI

RAHEY US KA AUR MERA RISHTA
AISA,

KE AGAR WOH RAHEY UADAS TO

HUM SE KBHI NA MUSKURAYA JAYE

Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:

1. Bewaqt miss call dena
2. Sms muskura ke padhna
3. Neeche mat padhna
-
-
-
Jo Kaam mana karo, bevakoof ki tarah woh zaroor karna

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Merry Christmas,
Enjoy New Year,
Happy Easter,
Good luck on Valentines,
Spooky Halloween &
Happy birthday
Now bug off and don’t annoy me
For the next 12 months!!

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If ever u start missing ur school days
Ur class
Ur friends’ circle
Canteen or anything about ur schooling
Then just …..
just …..
just …..
just …..
just …..
just …..
open ur report cards
sara nasha utar jaye ga!!!!!!!

Sweet persons talk from Telenor.
Lovers talk from UFONE.
Beauties Talk from JAZZ.
Legends talk from WARID.
But Brilliants never talk.
They send SMS

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ur Friendship like Paktel ” Dil to aik hai “
ur love like Telenor “Chaho kuch bar k”
ur Sincerity like Haleeb “garah jo hai”
ur Smile like Twist ” Hila k rakh de”
ur Style like UFONE ” Tum he to ho”
ur personality like Bonanza “Absolutely world class”
& My response like lipton
” Yahi to hai woh apnapan”.

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Smile a while and while you smile,
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
and miles of smile just because you smiled,
I wish your day is full of SMILE

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Smile is a cooling system of Heart
Sparkling system of Eyes
Lighting system of Face
Relaxing system of Mind
So activate ur all systems & Keep Smiling.

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If u read this, I m smart,
If u save this, u agree I m smart
If u 4ward this, u r spreading that I m smart
If u delete this, u r jealous

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Never say u r happy when u r sad
Never say u r fine when u r not ok
Never say u feel good when u feel bad
Never say u r alone when I m still alive

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If u will cry, u will get wrinkles
If u will get angry, u will get pimples
So y don’t u smile and get Dimple

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Its a magic try this
Hold 10 roses in ur hand
& stand b4 the mirror
u will see 11 Roses.

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Mil jati hai kitno kio khushi,
mit jaate hain kitno k gham,
messages isliye bhejte rahte hain hum,
taake dur reh kar bhi na ho aap ki muskan kam.

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Flowers die, Stories end, Songs fade,
Memories r forgotten, all things come to end but
Precious people like u r always Remember

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